The Once Upon A Time Thread

[LAKE]

Meanwhile, as ricin-tainted mail was located at the Winton Road Skyline, Mayor Luken was unavailable for comment. It was later learned that he...

[Boo Boo]

That Luken Knew thta Nate Livingston was to be at that Skyline. But.....

[Lew]

created an advertisement that claimed Pat DeWine left his wife for a Convergys lobbyist. An enraged DeWine got back at them by....

[cincygreg]

By showing up wearing a cupid outfit and marrying a gay man to a lesbian while singing the theme from the love boat, meanwhile...


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[Raven Soul]

instead was thrown in jail again. At which time he tried to pick up the soap but...

[cincygreg]

Was pecked by the peanut pilfering pigeon who had been arrested after being pointed out by the perterb penguin and his friend the duck but soon thereafter...


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[cincygreg]

The Duck and the Penguin decided to go for a swim in the Tyler Davidson Fountain until the noticed someone else in the fountain, it was...

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[cincygreg]

Bud Selig wearing a Pete Rose Jersey being wrestled by wildman walker, as they splashed about the duck and the penguin got hungry and went to get a hot dog from one of the local vendors, meanwhile...


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[cincygreg]

Charlie Luken was seen thumb wrestling with Jim Scott and dancing to the sax players at the corner of fifth and vine, the duck and penguin laughed and finished their hot dogs and root beer before heading down tword the riverfront when all of a sudden they heard...

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[cincygreg]

The sound of a marching band, it was the opening day parade coming down the street, the duck and penguin threw on their cubs hats and tried to find a good spot to watch the parade but there was a slight problem, it seems the naked cowboy had split the seam in his tidy whiteys and was causing quite a commotion so they decided to...

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